6.29.2009

Santa Frasz and His See-Through Stache of Goodies

The blond Stache is quite the phenomenon. Pro blond Stache growers can have a carefully grown Stache with the same thickness and form as all those darker haired guys out there, but you usually can't really tell because the really blond Stache is transparent. It's kind of unfair. The blond Stache may be fuller, better crafted and yet it's flesh-color prohibits the grower from receiving the respect they deserve. Until now!

Mark Frasz is a 27 year old blondie surfer guy from Yorba Linda, CA and he grows a pretty sweet see-through Stache. . . . you can allmmooossst see it here--------->

I promise, the Stache is there, somewhere in between the similarly-colored beer foam and his nose. And it's pretty awesome. Awesome enough that he passed for Magnum P.I. when he dyed his hair dark (Stache and chest hair included) and threw on a Hawaiian shirt for Halloween. And Frasz' Stache further proves its quality because it deters the ladies from approaching him despite his chiseled features and the fact that he believes the mustache "proves manliness." When women shy away from a man with a Stache, it pretty much means the Stache is amazing. (Remember Stachers: If a girl digs the Stache, she's a rare find.)

Now, Respect the Stache doesn't usually choose to recognize guys who grow crazy beards, but since Frasz has proven his Stache skills I have to mention that his facial growing capabilities have managed to create a little bit of a contradiction. When he grows his beard out he transforms into Santa Frasz. The kiddos should love it, their favorite bearer of gifts right there in person. But Santa Frasz says the "young children don't seem to respond." Could it be out of sheer terror? . . . hmmm . . .

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